Gold digging whores & the pope

I just spent the holidays at my parents house. We had a lovely time. As coo-coo bears as they are, they are hilarious and they make a mean holiday spread so who can complain. As I age I've come to accept my parents eccentricities and realize that as crazy as they are they are usually right.... about everything. So there we were in our pj's watching something on the History Channel(shut up) when the most amazing infomercial came on. I feel the need to share it because I am literally at a loss for words and not in that annoying righteous way just in that "holy shit this is real" kinda way. Enjoy. Discuss

When you've lost hope in love you can apparently go to this website to find your sugar daddy who will fulfill all your Viagra filled dreams. Cut to me barfing

Just when I though that was more than I could handle the History Channel is like the gift that keeps on giving. This is an infomercial for Snuggies. It's a fleece blanket with sleeves so that you don't have to deal with that annoying SLEEVELESS blanket anymore. Its the recessions answer to cutting down on heating costs. You can cuddle up in your Snuggie , watch Sex & the City re-runs and look like the pope all at the same time.
Enjoy. Discuss

I wonder what amazing products we will see in 2009.

Its been a while....

Like the title says...
Took some mini trips recently to Texas to hang out with these two fools.

They're all engaged and shit

We went to the cowboy bar

They had crazy taxidermy

I'm fond of deer heads...If any of you love me you'll buy me one.

And then off to



Sam & I had Meatfest 08 at this Korean joint on Queen St(I think)
anyways it was lovely and I love Toronto. So there

Other than that I've been staying home a lot & watching Peep Show. My new obsession.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCL-qnBQzUo

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